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Repliker från Oz

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Originaltitel: Oz (TV-Serie)
Genre: TV-Serie & Kriminalare
Produktionsår: 1997

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Persson
den 3 maj 2005
"When Napoleon died in Exile, the doctors cut off his dick. They put his dick in an ornate jar and gave it to his priest; don't ask me why. Over the years, Napoleon's dick was sold and sold again to the highest bidder. To this day, at least three people claim to own Napoleon's dick. But you see, it's not important who owns the real dick. The big question is, well... who the fuck do those other two dicks belong to? "
Persson
den 3 maj 2005
"Death is certain. Life is not."
Persson
den 3 maj 2005
"Hey! Will you shut the fuck up? I'm trying to masturbate!"
Persson
den 3 maj 2005
"'Fuck' is a four letter word. 'Rape' is four letter word. 'Wife' is a four letter word. So is 'love'."
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"Just 'cause I talk to God doesn't mean I'm crazy. "
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"I'm in a mood all right. I'm in a mood to kill. "
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"When life is good, it's better not to ask why."
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"They say that lethal injection causes no pain. How do they know? Did someone come back from the dead and say they didn't feel anything?"
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"Yeah, I learned the alphabet the hard way. DEA. HIV. IOU. "
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"I'm like the lord of the fucking dance. I got moves. "
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"So, what separates us from the rest of the animal kingdom? What makes us so different? We're the only species who put our own kind in cages. "
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"You got 10 minutes to get your hands off my dick. "
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"'Lights out' means 'Shut the fuck up'. "
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"If you're not part of the solution, you're Satan's tool. "
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"Remember when your high school history teacher said that the course of human events changes 'cause of the deeds of great men. Well, the bitch was lying. Fuck Caesar, fuck Lincoln, fuck Mahatma Gandhi. The world keeps moving cause of you and me, the anonymous. Revolutions get going cause there ain't enough bread. Wars happen over a game of checkers. "
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"I ain't saying drugs are good. But when your past is past and your present sucks and your future holds nothing but broken promises and dead dreams, the drugs'll kill the pain. Listen up, America, you ain't ever gonna get rid of drugs until you cure pain. "
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"Do we care for people when they're sick because we actually care about them? Or do we care for them because when our time comes, we want someone to care for us? Or does it matter? At least you got your health. Don't you hate it when people say that? I mean, you lose your job, you lose your wife, you're in prison, and some punkass dude gonna say, 'At least you got your health.' Like that's supposed to make me feel better. So what if I'm broke? So what if some drug dealer wants to cap my ass? At least I ain't got a tumor. I swear, the next person that says ALYGYH to me, I'm gonna make sure they ain't got their health much longer. "
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"I shat all over a man. That's not normal."
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"Now, you'd think a doctor or two would be on the top of the list of the greatest person of the millennium. I mean, doctors do research, discover diseases. But no one's gonna see Dr. EpsteinBarr, Dr. NormanBarre, Dr. Down, and Dr. Alzheimer on any list. 'Cause for all their hard work, hearing their names fills us with dread. Their names make us sick. "
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"Whatcha readin'? Mein Kampf? Well, let me tell you how it ends. The Aryans get their asses kicked! "
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"In my hood, you had to learn to run, before you learned to walk. "
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"There's something in the air, and it ain't love."
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"You know, we have a saying in this country. You might have heard it before. 'You can't shit a shitter'."
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"Kill him. Start with his dick."
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"Beecher bit off the tip of your dick. How'd you like to lose the rest? "
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"Trust me, McManus, you lose an eye, you get kicked in the balls, you get a face full of shit, you become a different man."
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"I haven't fucked him yet. But because I was there for him. You know. Holding him, comforting him. I think he's getting a little bit of a crush on me. And I have been tempted to, you know, deeptongue him a couple of times. But I knew it'd make you mad so I haven't. But you know, I think he wants me to stick my dick up his ass. And I'm afraid one of these nights, alone, in our pod, well. I just might not be able to control myself. "
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"Napoleon's final defeat came at Waterloo. Must've been embarrassing. You're the fucking emperor. You conquered all of Europe, only to lose in a place with a stupid name like Waterloo. Or Watergate, or Whitewater. Note to politicans: Stay on land. "
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"I ain't no faggot, pal! But if I was, I wouldn't put my dick anywhere NEAR Ross' scumhole! He'd fuck anything with two or four legs! "
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"People are defined by three things. Their heads how they think. Their hearts what they feel. Their dicks who they fuck. At the end of the day, each of us has to answer one question. One, not so simple question. Who am I? "
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"The Vikings, their brutality aside, had their moments of brilliance. At one point, they were such great shipbuilders, that Leif Ericson and his crew sailed all the way to America. Some people say that he probably went as down south as the New York harbor. Here's where the brilliance comes in, they took a look and went back. "
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"The worst stab wound is the one to the heart. Sure, most people survive it, but the heart is never quite the same. There's always a scar, which I guess, is meant to remind you that even for a little while, someone made your heart beat faster, and that's a scar you can live with, proudly. All the days of your life "
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"People, we've got three murders in two weeks. I got the Commissioner yelling in my ear and the press shoved up my ass. The Governor's threatening to send in the feds. And my daughter wants to move into an apartment with her boyfriend. Somebody, help me out here. "
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"You hate the law? Well, I love it. I love the law, even if it didn't turn out in my favor. You know why I love the laws we have in this state? Because it keeps people like Schillinger, Adebisi and Hernandez away from my kids. "
Persson
den 24 augusti 2005
"Clemency. That's a fancy word for mercy. You see, the Governor can commute a death sentence. He has the power to just pick up the phone and say no. But to me, the only time the Governor shows clemency, is when he don't make that call. 'Cause life in prison without parole is a shitload worse than death. Death is parole. Death is the real mercy. "

 

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